zombie jesus day fast approaches and the drug stores are full of chocolate bunnies and crosses but damned if i can find one chocolate cross with a fucking jesus on it! i can naw my way through the pagan symbol of spring, the easter bunny so why is it i am denied the satisfaction of biting the head off of jesus? it is not fair and even the catholics can't argue with that because it is in their scriptures; hehehe, oh yes, catholics condone and regularly preform symbolic cannibalism every sunday in the form of the eucharist, it is common knowledge. why is it so much to ask that i get to bite the fucking head off of jesus christ once a year?